Dear Husband

Dear EXTRA loving, understanding husband;

I am sorry to say that somehow your favorite Tshirt received a mysterious bleach spot...or two  today while doing laundry. I would like to remind you that technically I'm still an undomesticated young lady that doesn't enjoy cleaning house and doing laundry, especially if they're done at the same time. I may be dancing around the truth a little when I say I'm not quite sure where your shirt went, {maybe you left it somewhere?}
 
Please don't get suspicious and definitely don't look behind my hamper, because that's where it may be hiding...

With Love,

Jessica